Ling Yao has given me a very nice present that he found in the lake. I would destruct it for the horrible things it almost did to Impulse's Gundamhood, but, um, self-destructing would make a really, really big mess.

Well! It has a coffee maker! Would anyone like me to brew some? I need to tinker with it. I think the N-Jammer canceller is off. Uh- ( Read more... )

Alright! As per suggestion, who's up for a wet t-shirt contest?

I'll judge. Maybe it will make me feel better. Anyone else interested?

For those of you who did not know, I’ve spent the better part of the last two years of my life in a flipping sweet space colony. Now, in said space colony, it rains at a perfectly modulated rate every evening at four o’ clock precisely. One of the nicer things about returning to Earth, even if I spent most of my time on a sterile white battleship, ( Read more... )

Today I found my copy of The ZAFT Soldier’s Guide to Blowing Stuff Up and Generally Causing Mayhem for Those of You Who Only Joined the Military to Angst and/or for the Slash, and I believe that I have found the answer to the problem of the tentacle monster “harassing” other campers when that’s my jobChapter six covers “Molotov cocktails.” There’s ( Read more... )

There are far too many ninjas here, so I’ve taken it upon myself to do some research using the “internet” into ninjas (and, by extension, their bastard brothers, “samurai”) to find out why they are all “more special.” So:

This post is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This post is awesome. My name is Shinn and I can't stop thinking about ninjas ( Read more... )

If Lu Boyan got me pregnant, would any of you be interested in raising the baby? Both of us are soldiers, and neither really has time to raise a child here or when we make it back to our respective home worlds. Plus, he would be a horrible, horrible father. The bastard.

I am willing to pay the Fed Ex man to pick up and deliver the child if there ( Read more... )

Well! Mandatory NSFW Nude Day wasn't that bad, people. No babies concieved, right? Damn. Now, unless the Disney Channel records of summer camps deceive me, we have more camp traditions to get through ( Read more... )

This is what I think about mandatory nude day.

NSFW? Although you can always say "I'M LOOKING AT GREAT ART, STFU."

Still banned from cabin, I think, so my plan last night was to take refuge in the kitchen. It's warm, spacious, and relatively zombie-free (they don't have any use for the radioactive bananas). However, while trying to find something edible before I went to sleep, I discovered a secret passageway! It lead from the kitchen to the director's study! ( Read more... )

I don't want to be a mommy!